i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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