Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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