Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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