her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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