Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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