went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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