Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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