go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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