u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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