So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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