in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Your penis caused this!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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