What did we do last night that was yellow?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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