im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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