Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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