thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Do vagina's smell?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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