$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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