So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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