i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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