The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Randomize
