I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
