their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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