Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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