he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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