Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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