There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You've changed since you got that strap on
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