Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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