Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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