I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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