He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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