she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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