so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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