All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I haven't been this sober since birth.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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