If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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