She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He has the fingertips of a God
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