I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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