why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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