She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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