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(704): View more from North Carolina

is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship

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(802): View more from Vermont

hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up

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(760): View more from California

I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.

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(904): View more from Florida

You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!

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(616): View more from Michigan

Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.

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(585): View more from New York

90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor

(202): View more from Washington, DC

100% proud

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