The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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