Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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