It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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