Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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