I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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