After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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