So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Randomize
