Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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