Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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