I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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