kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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