He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Only a mothe r could love this liver
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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